A Day in the Life

Author: bozothepodiatrist

Date: May 10, 2014

"Mercedes hires a soldier to help with her day to day"
"I've got a meal to cook, I've got 15 pounds of laundry and then dishes"
"No problem Mercedes, I'm an Army Ranger I can handle this, let's go"
"Then I have to bathe the dog, cut his hair and feed him."
"Yes Ma'am"
"Then the ironing begins, gotta get the kids inside, make them shower, deal with my asshole boyfriend on the phone, console my gay friend, call my crazy friend..."
"I'm out bitch..."