All comics by bozothepodiatrist

 

I'm from the IRS, we've been looking for you
I'm the Devil, I've been looking for you.
"Good God!"
"Stop Doing My Job"

 

The Roger Ailes Brainwash Bacon Cowbowy America
Are you watching Fox News
You talking 'bout Benghazi?
This President Got this Bacon Fryin Mad
Gotta Impeach em

 

So uhhhhh
ummmmmm
So are you the one?
I thought you were the one
You know what this means right?
This whole thing depends of Keanu Reeves. We're fucked.

 

"So uhhh Bob is it true?, You're leaving us for a better job?"
"Yep, Yep, really excited Hal, really excited. Gonna be doing Quality Assurance over at the Tishcon Corparation."
"The Vitamin Manufacturer, I've heard of them. Well good luck buddy."
"Thanks, gotta go, don't wanna be late."
One Week Later...
"Christ, what happened to you Bob?"
"Tunty Nine, Lordy, Lordy, Sound Good, Tishon, Joe Albez, Look who's forty, wowwwwwwww...

 

"Mercedes hires a soldier to help with her day to day"
"I've got a meal to cook, I've got 15 pounds of laundry and then dishes"
"No problem Mercedes, I'm an Army Ranger I can handle this, let's go"
"Then I have to bathe the dog, cut his hair and feed him."
"Yes Ma'am"
"Then the ironing begins, gotta get the kids inside, make them shower, deal with my asshole boyfriend on the phone, console my gay friend, call my crazy friend..."
"I'm out bitch..."

 

Mercedes hires a soldier to help with her day to day
"I've got a meal to cook, I've got 15 pounds of laundry and then dishes"
"No problem Mercedes, I'm an Army Ranger I can handle this, let's go"
"Then I have to bathe the dog, cut his hair and feed him."
"Yes Ma'am"
"Then the ironing begins, gotta get the kids inside, make them shower, nurse my mother back to life, deal with my crazy boyfriend, call my friends, sweep the kitchen, save a child in Africa...
"I'm out bitch..."

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