A Day in the Life

Author: bozothepodiatrist

Date: May 10, 2014

Mercedes hires a soldier to help with her day to day
"I've got a meal to cook, I've got 15 pounds of laundry and then dishes"
"No problem Mercedes, I'm an Army Ranger I can handle this, let's go"
"Then I have to bathe the dog, cut his hair and feed him."
"Yes Ma'am"
"Then the ironing begins, gotta get the kids inside, make them shower, nurse my mother back to life, deal with my crazy boyfriend, call my friends, sweep the kitchen, save a child in Africa...
"I'm out bitch..."