blood bounces on ice, so what are you worried about?

Author: br3akfast

Date: February 3, 2002

by br3akfast
2-03-02
ladies and gentlemen, a public service announcement from the olympic torch, soon to be starring in the 2002 salt lake city olympic games, on terrorism and its effects on the games:
face it, you're screwed. even if you avoid the bombs, you'll probably be run over in the parking lot. or converted to mormonism. here's a tip: go watch the special olympics. they're more entertaining.
br3akfast would like to apologize for the preceding comment and claims no responsibility or liability for its offensive nature. however, if you actually are offended, it must suck to be you.