like tossing a can of beefaroni into the middle of fat camp.

Author: br3akfast

Date: February 7, 2002

by br3akfast
2-07-02
wherefore art thou, burl ives' mustache trimmer?
"RING RING RING!"
i'm so terribly sorry, mother.
" I SAID, RING RING RING, BEEYATCH!"
somehow, this just doesn't seem kosher.
"EAT INVISIBLE BOMBS, DIP-SHIT! THIS IS A *BZZZSQUAWK* RECORDING. BEEP."