battle of the ages for all time part three and change

Author: br3akfast

Date: February 9, 2002

by br3akfast
2-09-02
and the battle rages, rages on!
"windows xp: the prettier, faster way to buttfuck whatever you're trying to do on a computer."
"t.v.: fifty years of making you more stupid than even twelve years of school could."
"why are we fighting? let's join forces."
"i agree to your terms and hope that web t.v. does not sue us even though they are bankrupt (i think)."
t.v. pulls a fast one! i always knew t.v. was a liar. it promised me a flying car when i was five. now i'm 24. do i have a flying car? HELL NO.
"t.v. and windows. people who read books are fucked now."
only until i can find those 'charles in charge' reruns. then your ass is mine.