battle battle blah blah blah

Author: br3akfast

Date: February 13, 2002

by br3akfast
2-13-02
what hath t.v. and windows xp wrought?
"i ahve now transformed into the MICROSOFT HARBINGER OF TECH DOOM! quiver before my power. who wants to touch me?"
"so you're more powerful now?"
if you're like me, and i know i am, then you sense a betrayal coming on ...
"yep. want to touch me?"
"no. what brought about this change?"
yep, we were right. which doesn't make this any less retarded.
"our combined powers made me into the MHOTD. give me a dollar."
"i see. well guess what, dolores! i'm going to stab you in the back. eat flaming FULL HOUSE MARATHON HOSTED BY JIMMY SWAGGART!"