Jimmy Pinkerton's Low Standards

Author: breakdancingrobot

Date: April 25, 2005

Alright! Finally, my Sexbot 5000 has arrived!
HELLO MASTER. HOW MAY I SERVICE YOU?
Hold on a minute. First of all, you don't even look partially human. Second of all, I'm pretty sure you're a dude.
WOULD YOU PREFER TO DEPOSIT SPERM INTO MY VOCAL ORIFICE OR MY EXHAUST HOLE?
...Exhaust hole.