The Secrets of Good Parenting: Potty Training
Author: breakdancingrobot
Date: May 3, 2005
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| Steve, Billy's getting older, and I think it's about time we potty trained him. | |
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| Oh, you mean it's about time I potty trained him, ice queen. | |
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| But I don wanna go in da potty... | |
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| Now, Billy, if you don't go in the potty and flush REAL good, then the potty monster will come out of the toilet and rape and murder us. You wouldn't want that, would you Billy? | |
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| So, you flush over 100 times everytime you use the bathroom? That's a classic sign of obsessive compulsive disorder. Let me prescribe some medication to avert the behavior- | |
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| No! NO! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE THEM! | |
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