Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
Honestly, I despair of a society in which I am still held as an "ideal" man.
Sometimes I can barely choke down my eggs and waffles in the morning thinking about it.
Gee, mister. I wanna be like you when I grow up.
Three hours later...
How many injuns have ya killed, son?
42. Wanna buy some weed?