Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
No doubt about it. I have rather substantial penile itching.
I should really look into getting some sort of prescription-strength ointment.
Indeed, you should, jerk. You know the nice thing about being a dog?
Prey tell, what?
Nothing, really. I'll be lucky if I live to see my 15th birthday. So, please, stop griping about your itchy penis, for God's sake.