Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
There is something eerily familiar about you. Did we meet in Eldorado in 1978, perchance?
I believe you have me confused with someone else, sir.
Are you sure? I could have sworn...
I don't mean to be rude, but I honestly don't believe we've met. I would have remembered your face, I'm sure.
Perhaps. I used to weigh a lot more, though. I discovered Jenny Craig 'round about 1987.
Stan? Is that you? You look great! I hope you're not still miffed about that whole "dragging your father kicking and screaming to Hell" thing. How's life on the range treating you?