Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
At the risk of being forward, I must say that I find you quite attractive.
I'm surprisingly comfortable with that.
Part of me wants to cover you with whipped cream and call you "Rita Mae."
The thought isn't necessarily rubbing me the wrong way, as it were.
I'm a bit confused right now. I'm not sure how I feel about myself and my homoerotic urges.
Quite the conundrum, really. Shall we discuss it further over coffee? There's a shop over on 5th and Kentucky that makes the most exquisite scones.