Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
I suppose you will vote for whoever the Republican candidate is in the next election, Confederate Stu.
That's quite presumptuous of you. I guess that, simply because I'm a Confederate soldier, I can't possibly vote for Obama in 2012.
Well, I guess...
No, no! I get it! I must be a bigoted, narrow-minded, robe-wearing, Bible-thumping white supremecist.
I didn't mean to judge...
Actually, I'm fairly apolitical. I haven't given a damn since Dan Quayle cheapened American politics by addressing Murphy Brown as though she were more than just a fictional television character.