Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
Okay, Satan. On three, let's both say our guiltiest guily pleasures out loud.
Fine. 1...2...3!
Urinating along public roadways as cars whoosh by, hoping secretly that an SUV filled with frat boys will stop and ask me to get in.
Watching re-runs of "Dawson's Creek."
I mean, eating ice cream straight from the carton.
You've got problems, Stan.