Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
I really, desperately want you to consider me a friend.
You're aiming kind of low on the wish scale, aren't you?
In general, I dislike the people who like me, but crave the approval of people who dislike me.
Tell it to Oprah, jerk.
I've got Babybel back at my apartment.
Fine, but I'd prefer if you thought of me as a cheese whore rather than a friend.