Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
Jesus, Steve. Do you really have to carry that cat around everywhere?
I feel less than whole without him, Stan.
It is extremely unhealthy to have so codependent a relationship with a human being, let alone a freakin' cat.
I'm 57 years old with a weak heart and a hairpiece that makes Ronald McDonald wince. I think I'm entitled to hold my cat if it makes me happy, Stan.
Sometimes I am cruel to you simply because I know you'll always forgive me.
You complete me, Stan.