Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 24, 2011

by brianvargo
10-24-11
You broke my heart.
You're weird.
We could have been so happy together.
Maybe being happy isn't my ultimate goal in life.
I undoubtedly would have reneged on my promise to make you happy at least three or four times a day.
He said that without a trace of irony. Damn it. That's vaguely attractive.