Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 31, 2011

by brianvargo
10-31-11
Great. My sex tape leaked. My reputation is going to be totally trashed.
Stan, you took pictures of yourself standing in front of your mirror in your underwear and posted them to your Facebook page.
I guess I content myself with the inevitable multi-million-dollar reality-TV show offers that will soon be pouring in.
You can't even tell they're pictures of you. You cut off your head.
Maybe I should claim that I am a sex addict. I really don't want to be known as the next Charlie Sheen.
Plus, I'm your only Facebook friend.