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| Great. My sex tape leaked. My reputation is going to be totally trashed. | |
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| Stan, you took pictures of yourself standing in front of your mirror in your underwear and posted them to your Facebook page. | |
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| I guess I content myself with the inevitable multi-million-dollar reality-TV show offers that will soon be pouring in. | |
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| You can't even tell they're pictures of you. You cut off your head. | |
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| Maybe I should claim that I am a sex addict. I really don't want to be known as the next Charlie Sheen. | |
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| Plus, I'm your only Facebook friend. | |
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