Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: October 31, 2011

by brianvargo
10-31-11
What are you dressing up as for Halloween, Caitlyn?
A girl who gets severe migraines every time you open your mouth.
A stuck-up slice of bitchcake, then?
With butter-cream frosting, yes.
It's an improvement over the costume you wore last year.
You mean girl who wants to pierce her eardrums with a freshly sharpened pencil every time I hear your voice? I got that idea from your mom.