Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: February 11, 2023

by brianvargo
2-11-23
Caitlyn is one of the cruelest, most unfeeling people I’ve ever met. Yet, I am drawn to her in ways I find unfathomable.
Laura smells like tacos. Del Taco tacos.
With all my heart, I want to be close to her, to know her innermost thoughts, and her to know mine. To plumb each other’s emotional depths…
I don’t really care for the smell of tacos, but I could really go for a couple right now. I’m hungry as…
I want her to be my sister.
Are refried beans really fried twice?