Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: March 23, 2023

by brianvargo
3-23-23
You know, you’re kind of a narcissist.
In fairness, I am the devil.
Yes, yes, I know - but it wouldn’t kill you to think of other people’s feelings once in a while.
You are correct on that point. It wouldn’t kill ne, mainly because I’m immortal.
It also wouldn’t kill you to shave your back.
And it wouldn’t kill you to sacrifice the occasional goat, but you don’t hear me putting you down.