Dumb Jerks

Author: brianvargo

Date: April 4, 2023

by brianvargo
4-04-23
Dude, you’re old.
Well, kid, to a mayfly, you’d be considered positively ancient.
You see, a mayfly has a lifespan of just one to two days. You would have been old by mayfly standards before you came home from the hospital for the first time.
Dude, you’re boring.
Well, kid, go *%#! yourself.