ask jesus: episode # 1

Author: bruised_and_bloodied

Date: May 28, 2003

why am i asian?
because your parents are asian
no really jesus, i only get accused of carrying a disease called SARS and eating too much rice
well little girl, if it wasnt for the asians, then there wouldnt be cool things like marial arts or cheaply made electronics.
oh....
now for other things...ive been up on this cross for a while, how about you come over here and give one of those massages you people give, with the happy ending