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by budoscholar1
7-22-05
Aspiring young martial artists...
You have gotta see this new Martial Arts video!
Cmon and spar me already!
*the Geek Changes*
Fine Lets Spar!
Ok Dodge my attacks!
...
You wouldnt hit a cripple with glasses would you?
where did I put that Gun?

 

by budoscholar1
7-22-05
Somewhere in Cyberspace.....
Why must the net be full of Narcisistic Pseudo intellectual Libtards?! They are destroying the world!
Now now... Calm down its not that bad!! Your just being negative!
Somewhere between California and the north Pole!
Say no to War!! The Nazi Right Wingers are destroying the world!!
Abort Babies! Befriend our Radical Islamic Neighbors!
Somewhere in Iran....
Baka laka Derka sherpa! WMD's! Daka Daka!
Hon hon hon! But of Course we have ze Exploseeves for ze Seelly American Ceetiez!

 

by budoscholar1
7-22-05
The Religious Freedom Revolution begins! lets protest fellow Hippies!
Wow! Why do these Right wingers always wanna force their moral beliefs?!
Yeah! This country is supposed to be about freedom to believe what you want! We have to stop the Evangelicals!
Six months Later....
The ACLU along with Mobs of Hippie Radicals have made a Plea with the US supreme Court against Evangelicals!
They call for a ban on Ministers giving Last rights in County Hospitals! it is against "Seperation of Church and State".
In a small county hospital somewhere in the USA....
Well, im sorry to let you down but I cannot bless your departing soul... it would take from others freedoms of religion!
.... But what about my Freedoms?...

 

by budoscholar1
7-22-05
A Shaolin Temple Somewhere in Central China...
You seek to learn the path of Balance?
Yes master! I will do as you bid!
To know balance one must run toward the center of all things!
Where is this Center Master?!
So much for Tao....
Do they take credit cards?
You must fetch me some Kung Pow Chicken from Master Yangs Kitchen in Chang Sha! Then we continue training!

 

by budoscholar1
7-23-05
Not too Long ago in a bedroom not too far away!
OMG! Your still using internet explorer?! Microsoft Sucks man! Get Mozilla!
What are you talking about man?! I love Explorer! its teh Shiznizzles!
5 minutes later....
I told ya!
What?! Why are all of these programs installing! Geez! why is it Freezing?! Eh?! whats that loud Buzzing noise?!
Moments later....
Why me....

 

by budoscholar1
7-24-05
So I was having this huge arguement with my family about hippies! They seem to think they no longer excist! I say they were always tree hugging liberal assholes bent on global communism!
*Sigh* Lets see, so hippies live in Communes and since Commune is a word obviously rooted at Communism.. hmm..
I never actually put that together! But I do notice a diehard hatred against successful capitalism!
Tree hugging Commie bastards!
Meanwhile....
Stop the Corporations!! I mean whao! all they want is our Money!!
The Corporations are stealing Iraqi oil to fuel American Cars man! Bush is Hitler!

 

by budoscholar1
7-24-05
Some Average Run of the Mill online Dating Chat....
Im 25/M/Los Angeles with Deep brown puppydog eyes, a muscular build, a nice tan, and long light brown hair!
Im 22/SWF/Los Angeles Also! I have Blonde hair, blue eyes, a sexy tan, large succulent breasts... hehe!
Meanwhile....
Did he sound cute girlfriend? Like a Savage Brute I bet!
Wow, Uncle Toby he sounds like your type! I don't get why you wanted me to describe myself... tee hee!
3 days later at dinner...
Hey you sexy man! make me your lovesthlave!

 

by budoscholar1
7-24-05
Tra, a lonely Canadian man! Rethinks his life of solitude!
Ah! how lonely I am... Eh?! why must this lief be abOOt Pain and miserah?!
such horror! such pain! the Sadness of a lonely Canadian!
I could simply kill myself to ease this pain...Guy! The horror! the Indigniteh!
Pfft
30 minutes later in Tra's Room
Sorry Guy! the Constipation damn near killed me!
Well why did ya go off and Call me budday! Killing other canadians isn't as important Eh?

 

by budoscholar1
7-25-05
Rick, A Determined Bachelor on a quest to get some red hot fiery lovin!
Hey! Baby!
Uh! Get lost!
Well, failure just isn't in Rick's Vocabulary! Try Again Rick!
hey! Hot Stuff!
Please! my finger is much more experienced with my body!
Hmm.. Fiery lovin, not Flaming eh?
Oh shit! Get away from me!
Hey! You sexy Piece of Man meat!

 

by budoscholar1
7-25-05
A couple of tight ass homies chillin on Ghettochat.net
yo yo yo, hit me back mah brotha, i wanna see how this werkz
Jeah! Sheeyit man! WTF UP DAWG!?!
IF THEY STEP UP TO YO FACE! WHAT THEY GONNA DO?! SHIT!
hehe! J0h! ya Smellz liek Updawg!
haha! Whats Updawg?! hahahah! Damn! You Stupid Fly!
Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery... at least in some cases....
Chillin in Da Hizass!
Shit! Dumbass Crackah ass crackas actin black! ... haha! Hizass? Shit!

 

by budoscholar1
7-26-05
There was once a time when Anime fans merely came to watch subs and socialize with each other!
Konnichiwa Sakura chan! hehe! Wanna go up to our con suite and watch some Yaoi and glomp each other naked and screw?
Tee hee! Sure! Takahame san on Rotation is Soooo Hot!
Well, I guess that time is still now....but its not excactly the same type of subs or socializing!
Ooooh yeah Lenna Chan! Itai! Itai!
OOoi, Takahame San! Watashi wa Shimepoi! Rove me Rong Time Ooh yah!
Moral of this story! Straight people like Anime too! Keep Slash and Yaoi to yourselves!
Ooooh Gurl Slash jutht maketh me tingle! and now Anime conth are jutht Super! hehe! I am waiting on my manthlave Joe, hes comming as sthailor venus again!
Oh Your so Kawaii Rabid Fangirl!! Tee hee! My Raven Chan is so much cuter than Joe! hehe!

 

by budoscholar1
7-30-05
Cap'n Upsidedown Pie! The sickest perv you ever did see!
Want some Candy Little girl?!
Sure!
Little kids are his specialty!
Do ya like Lollypops?!
Lollypops?!
Serves the freak right!
Hey! no Biting!
Oopsie!

 

by budoscholar1
7-30-05
Well Hoooooowwwwdeee dooooooo!
Yay! its Mr. Stinkybutt!
Thats Right Lil' Willey! Im here to tell you all an important message!
You mean we shouldnt Smoke Right?!
Nooooooo! Silly Willey! Just wanted to say theres nothing better than a pack of Cigs and a Bottle of Jack to replace the yearning for some crack!
Hell yeah!... hey where that lil cracka go?

 

by budoscholar1
8-18-05
Just another Evening cracking dirty jokes in a bar hoping to get some!
Ok Ok! So I says! "Don't Piss on my head and call it rain!"
hehe... oh how bad!
haha yeah! then I says! "Don't Shit in my boots and call it mud!"
Eww Hun! Thats just Dirty!
......
Wait! ive got one!! How about! "Don't Cum in my Ass and call it Grease!"??

 

by budoscholar1
5-18-06
A lovely day to end it all, a stroll by the whitehouse...
So I was just watching this documentary on the events of 9-11!
Lovely day for suicide isn't it?
yeah man! like.. the US Gov caused it! they caused 9-11! im sure of it now!
I never trust anyone, especially politicians!
Isn't big government just GREAT?!
Yeah, the worlds ending, its just ending...
Yeah... so I thought! hehe! Those Silly Politicians will be politicians! *Sigh*

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