Don't spit in my Eye and call it Visine!

Author: budoscholar1

Date: August 18, 2005

by budoscholar1
8-18-05
Just another Evening cracking dirty jokes in a bar hoping to get some!
Ok Ok! So I says! "Don't Piss on my head and call it rain!"
hehe... oh how bad!
haha yeah! then I says! "Don't Shit in my boots and call it mud!"
Eww Hun! Thats just Dirty!
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Wait! ive got one!! How about! "Don't Cum in my Ass and call it Grease!"??