Scorbo is off the cliff.

Author: c_plante

Date: September 2, 2003

by c_plante
9-02-03
In heaven...
So then she says let's go to the Quarry and play Lovers Leap, so we do, and I jump off and here I am.
Right, I've heard it all before, wannabe falls in love with mass murderer, who tricks the wannabe into commiting suicide
Really that happens a lot?
Oh yeah... Sure... All the time.
Wow cool! So what's next?
Well I'd send you to hell but lately they've been giving me too much paperwork for "Goods Receipt Documentation" Fucking Lawyers. You're going back to Earth.