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It is known that the cowboys believe "Blue Morning" cereal is for fags and old ladies.
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| Perhaps they'll know you, and you can become reacquainted. | |
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According to legend, the cowboys keep the petrified remains of their victims in their satchels.
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| If you're ever lost in the wilderness with friends, pick up a rock and kill your friends. | |
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| You're better off dragging food then friends. | |
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The remains function not only as a tasty beef jerky snack, but are also full of vitamins and minerals that make for a nutritious well balanced diet.
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| The last thing you want to do in the presence of a bear is masturbate. | |
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| This could give the bear the wrong impression. | |
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