Cooking with Bruce...

Author: cabbit

Date: September 17, 2001

by cabbit
9-17-01
[And welcome back to Culinary Codpiece, with your host Bruce!] *AUDIENCE CHEERS*
Hey, How'ya doin'? Now we shall be making squirrel flambe, with the assistance of my good friend, Vexen.
Hola, me gusta el popo, por favor...
...and now well just cremate our furry compadre, gas mark fuckinghot, like so...
AIEEE!
Unfortunatly, Rod Hull & Emu went on a rampage and disemboweled half the audience, the end result being the Bruce lost his TV show and had to sit on that monster dildo sitting on his mantlepiece.
...and et voila, its ROD HULL & EMU ATTACKING ME, AIEEE!
I am Kaiser Soze.