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by cabbit
9-16-01
At a LondonFurs meet (perhaps) in the not too distant future, Cabbit was enjoying a pint of meths...
Christ...
Hello everybody peeps, its me, GreenFox, melodramatic hatemonger extraordinaire.
Fuck this, I should've done this quite some time ago
...and KurtBatz eats puppies and sticks babies on spikes whilst flying aircraft into the World Trade centre...
Cabbit opens his scouse-sized maw and proceeds to melt Green with a molotov belch, brewed from the finest mix of Diamond White, Meths, Vodka, Jack Daniels, Absinthe, and Pernod.
Le-breathe
@whine, I'm going to gather all the NorthernFurs and write some pitiful sentances blaming KurtBatz for this, just you wait.

 

by cabbit
9-16-01
One day inside Cabbit's head, on acid, with mushrooms, after snorting coke, post speed imbibage.
Howdy! I'm Cabbit's sexual prowess, I hunger for assmeats!
Hi! I'm Cabbit's common sense, and I'd work a lot more, but look, DOGONABALL!
Hey common sense, thats a smashing set of underpants you've got there. *nodnods*
This better be 'brief'... DOGONABALL, LOOKATIT!
Fuck you, funny man!
I am Kaiser Soze.

 

by cabbit
9-16-01
...meanwhile, in the Jorene Celeste, Ultrafox & Bruce are discussing the finer things in life...
Hey Bruce, what're you up to?
Me? Not much, just hanging around. Badoom-cha!
Fuck you, funny man!
I am Kaiser Soze.
Due to the complete unoriginality, we bring you KurtBatz on open mic...
What do you call a nun in a microwave? A nun in a microwave, you twat!

 

by cabbit
9-16-01
Cabbit is once again enjoying some fine methelated goodness, when disaster strikes...
Oh bollocks, not that heinous he-she Rogue...
Sistah Cabbit *gropegropefondlecavort*
...meanwhile, in Cabbit's head...
Ah, a fantastical gender-bender for me to violate.
I guess I should intervene, but look, DOGONABALL, INNITCUTE!?
...suddenly, Cabbit has a mad-cap-zany scheme that may just work, introdducing Papa Francois, freestyle jazz artist extraordinaire!
*snap-snap* Like, get outta mah face...
Aiee! I must flee, too hep for me!

 

by cabbit
9-16-01
Wayhey! I'm here to see if Iceland have great deals going!
Ponder. When did you become a 'tard?
I'm sorry, but I can't help but be my cheeky chappie self. After all, its all gravy baby.
Examine. We've got fan mail from long time reader, Mrs Bunty Hoven
She asks if we can organise some zany adventure featuring Ourselves, Hawx, Ia'kat and Cabbit...
Hey! I'm Hawx, I'll piss in a cup and throw it at you. Wayhey!

 

by cabbit
9-17-01
This is what I predict to happen when I move to Southampton when I meet up with different furs, firstly, Torque...
Eh-up you fucking crippled cunt, you always dress like that, baldy fucker.
Yes. [joke about scousers nicking stuff]
If I ignore him, he might go away
...?
*shouts from next block* I am Kaiser Soze.

 

by cabbit
9-17-01
[And welcome back to Culinary Codpiece, with your host Bruce!] *AUDIENCE CHEERS*
Hey, How'ya doin'? Now we shall be making squirrel flambe, with the assistance of my good friend, Vexen.
Hola, me gusta el popo, por favor...
...and now well just cremate our furry compadre, gas mark fuckinghot, like so...
AIEEE!
Unfortunatly, Rod Hull & Emu went on a rampage and disemboweled half the audience, the end result being the Bruce lost his TV show and had to sit on that monster dildo sitting on his mantlepiece.
...and et voila, its ROD HULL & EMU ATTACKING ME, AIEEE!
I am Kaiser Soze.

 

by cabbit
9-17-01
It has been brought to my attention that people don't find the excessive use of 'I am Kaiser Soze' funny anymore, so lets have a story about the wonders of dicking plush, with your host DragonBoy
...
Hi! I'm Cabbit's common sense, I've been drafted in to keep a check on things here, to make sure there are no repetetive gags being used...
...
...as this would be an awful shame, Cabbit prides himself on bringing you cutting edge humour unline any other...
:@)
...p.s. I was wanking whilst writing this. DOGONABALL, INNIT SWEET?!?

 

by cabbit
9-17-01
Okay, lets each take a turn to state our name, and that we each have a problem...
Hiya sistah, I'm Rogue and I'm an alcoholic...
Hey, I'm Bruce, and I'm an alcoholic.
Hello everybody peeps, I'm GreenFox, and I'm an alcoholic...
Oi y'fuckincoonts, I Ultrafox and stop looking at my pint, y'fucker...
I'm Cabbit, and I shouldn't be here...
I'm Timon, and I'm only at this AA meeting because I thought you got batteries from here.

 

by cabbit
9-17-01
Kytheraen was flatulating down the street one day when she came across a tall, dark, handsome stranger...
*BURRR-AP!* Och, exqueeze my manners or distinct lack therof, but I'm Scottish...
Howdy, I'm in flavour country.
The tall, dark, handsome strange quickly spins around to 'You Spin Me Round' by Dead or Alive...
Hey crazy cowboy guy, who are you?
Well I'll tell you who I am...
...the transformation from Marlboro Man to the evil duo of Rod Hull & Emu descimates Scotland...
*SHOCK*
I AM ROD HULL, I WANT MY GREEN JELLY

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