The misadventures of Kytheraen...

Author: cabbit

Date: September 17, 2001

by cabbit
9-17-01
Kytheraen was flatulating down the street one day when she came across a tall, dark, handsome stranger...
*BURRR-AP!* Och, exqueeze my manners or distinct lack therof, but I'm Scottish...
Howdy, I'm in flavour country.
The tall, dark, handsome strange quickly spins around to 'You Spin Me Round' by Dead or Alive...
Hey crazy cowboy guy, who are you?
Well I'll tell you who I am...
...the transformation from Marlboro Man to the evil duo of Rod Hull & Emu descimates Scotland...
*SHOCK*
I AM ROD HULL, I WANT MY GREEN JELLY