Let's poke fun at the Soviet Union

Author: cactusx

Date: July 14, 2003

by cactusx
7-14-03
A Capitalism vs. Communism arguement
Haha! I am an American tycoon. I have more money than I know what to do with!!
No kiddink! I am a Communist coal miner. Eet ees good vork. Can I aav some money?
No, Vladamir. Then my government would call me a Communist sympathiser
But I am poor! Just like our government!!
Another victory won over the reds!! (Don't worry kids, the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991.)
That's right! Why don't you join us in the real world? Communism doesn't work!!
I guess you are beink right. I vill overturn the Soviet Union tommorow.