Confessing for no Good

Author: canadianphil

Date: January 8, 2004

by canadianphil
1-08-04
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have murdered several people in alleyways over the past 45 years.
Ah, don't yeh worry 'bout that, me lad. Jus' pray the hail mary 5 times and all is forgiven.
What a relief! Thank you, father.
Ah no problem, me lad. Now just sit in me lap, and I'll help yee pray.
Officer!! Father D. Merit wanted to molest me!
I said I wanted a BIG MAC. BIG MAC! Teenagers these days... they just don't listen.