Why I Hate Soul Calibur 2

Author: captain_laserpants

Date: February 21, 2004

OK, This is ALWAYS what happens...
I'm Adam. I played Soul Calibur in the arcade. I know the moves of my character, and I kick ass.
I'm Brette. I'm a girl. I have no idea what I'm doing. I just push buttons.
And then the bitch shoots lasers out of her eyes and turns me into a bran muffin before i burst into flames.
Wow. Is THAT what that button does???
And then my sense of masculinity is reduced to that of a fairy wearing a pink dress.
I'm going home.
What's wrong, Adam? You got a rip in your stockings? I can fix that. I'll even get that nasty stain out of your pretty dress for you.