This Was a REAL Conversation With Jeff...Kinda

Author: captain_laserpants

Date: February 21, 2004

i was thinking: if i could fit my gamecube in my carrying case while its all hooked up...
then id save about 30 seconds everytime i take it out, cuz all id have to do is plug it into the TV
i flush the toilet while i'm peeing, so all i have to do is zip and go at the end. i save more time than you, cuz i pee way more than you move your gamecube.
that's gross. what happened to your pants?
peed on 'em.