Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend...

Author: captain_laserpants

Date: February 22, 2004

I can never pick up on the subtle hints that they give when they like me.
Wow. So this is your room, eh? Is that your bed? It looks like a good one
Yeah, but it smells kinda funny. I wet the bed till I was 16. Isn't this strip creator thing cool?
I mean, they always send such mixed messages...
Wow. Its so pretty out here. Thanks for taking me. You know, I really like you, Adam. Youre so deep and smart
I want a sandwich.
And when I like a girl, it just never seems to work out
Hey, wanna go to the movies sometime?