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"I'm really not such a bad guy..." by cbn620 3-29-04
Right, right pal, I've heard it all before... ...	I don't want to go to jail... This way, sir.	PIPE DOWN IN THERE! BUT I TOLD YOU! I DID NOTHING WRONG!! I'm really not such a bad guy...

 

Wasting Time with CBN by cbn620 3-29-04
I liked where he said, "And that's the last I saw of Mike...". It's so sad. Naw, he was trying too hard for sadness in that scene. He should have just went with something else. Mike's not that big of a character. Geez, he's dead... So what? Now Maria. I miss her.	Why are you blue? I don't know. Ask CBN!	And that was another episode of "Wasting time with CBN". I'm glad you enjoyed it. But I have a question for CBN. Why are you in a wheelchair? Hell if I know. Fetch me a sammich!

 

Wasting Time With CBN Ep.2 by cbn620 3-30-04
Where the fuck is the rest of your body? Who knows?	Are you sure about that? I mean a vampire? Yep. A vampire. At the mall. He gave me this Viagra. Would you like some? Nice guy, really he was.	As soon as you leave these two are going to come to your house, grab a carrot, steal your T.V, go into your refrigerator, eat the last of that reallygood pasta leftovers you had, and maybe kill you. You guessed it... ..Another episode of wasting time with CBN.

 

The Two Losers, Episode 1 by cbn620 4-01-04
So where should we go today, Snake? I dunno... Let's go egg A-Cow's house or something...	But dude! That's all the way in freakin' Canada... Right... Then we'll have to settle for mooning Dizzy...	At Dizzy's House... The Two Losers arrive. Eh. Man, this happens waaay too much. Why doesn't A-Cow move closer to America so these idiots will quit traumatizing me...

 

The Two Losers Episode 2 by cbn620 4-01-04
It is very early in the morning, at the Hydrolofugustic research facility, in Roswell, New Mexico. We find our two heroes doing... What? Oh my God, that's horrible! Damn, this is soooooo gonna get us banned.... Hahahahaha! We are so good!	In the Reactor Core of the facility, a guard spots the two. OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU TWO JUST URINATE IN THE REACTOR CORE??? THIS IS GONNA--**BOOM**	Outside of the Hydrolofugustic Facility... You think we went too far this time Snake? I mean we put a damper in YEARS of scientific developments.. Nah. No way. We're still the coolest.

 

The Two Losers Episode 3 by cbn620 4-01-04
At the 1up company barbecue... Just go for it dude! I don't know man. I can't handle rejection...	Trust me, CBN. You will not regret it. Oh, alright. I'll go talk to her... What's the worst that could happen?	Excuse me? Umm, you don't know me or anything, but... Are you done with that hamburger? May I have it? Please? Pretty please?? .....................

 

The Two Losers Episode 4 by cbn620 4-02-04
Outside the Hospital... What the heck happened to you? Eh... Well...	Was it the whole "mooning Dizzy" thing? You guessed it. They were pretty pissed, A-Cow esspecially! I was just in BC getting some fine Canadian beer, when it happend... I'm never mooning Dizzy again.	We would like to deliver to you this special announcement: We're sorry for mooning Dizzy. That joke was at her expense, and that's not fair. We're putting up the "moon" hats for good.

 

Defending the Homeland... Or Trying to... by cbn620 4-12-04
Man that F-Zero crap is sooo gay! What??? What the Sam Hill are you talking about!! ARGGH!!!	You son of a-- DIE!!	The next day.... What happened to you? Ahh... It was... Um, this bad car accident *coughs*. Yeah, real bad.

 

Cheer Up!! by cbn620 4-13-04
Does thuis cheer you up, Dizizle? ...No.	What about this, ruff? ...No	What about this: I stop following you around transforming into various objects? You know, I think that just might do it...

 

The Two Losers Episode 5 by cbn620 4-19-04
It's 1:00 PM and The Two Losers are playing "hookey" Damn, the Video World won't let us play pool! Bastards. They feed us that, "you're under 18 bullshit! "You should be in school!" they say! Bah!	Man, we HAVE to get them back! You're right! I've got ther perfect idea! I'll hack into their website and do stuff!	Steal us some pizza, CBN! OK! The pizza's printing out! It'll be here any minute!!

 

CBN's How to: Picking up Chicks by cbn620 4-24-04
Now presenting... How, and How not to pick up chicks. Brought to you by your friend, CBN.	How to. So you like carrots, too? Cool! Will you go out with me? Oh, I LOOOVE carrots. Of course I'll go out with you!	How NOT to So, how's about me and you get a bathtub full of warm snow peas and exchange bodily fluids? You jerk.

 

The Two Losers Ep 6 "1up's Smooth Pimp of Love" by cbn620 5-27-04
Here we watch 1up's Smooth Pimp of Love in action. Otherwise known as my good buddy Snake. So, are you a ninja-lady under that suit by chance?	Hey, hun. Celebasy? Not after you dig my SEEEEXXXYYY Nixon voice. Rowr!	Oooh, sexy. Fathers lock up your daughters, 1up's Smooth Pimp of Love is in town. Biology class. My favorite. Let's go look up trouser snake, baby.

 

The Two Losers: " Political 'debate' " by cbn620 6-27-04
Hey, don't you just HATE Bush? I don't.. know...	Come on, man. All the cool kids are doin' it! OH SNAP! I got you. Fuckin' Bush. I hate that guy.	Hey, I was hating Bush before it was cool. Ahh, eff you. Screw this shit, I'ma go back to hating something else. ANARCHY! I'M A REBEL!

 

The Two Losers: "Doing Their Thing(s)" by cbn620 6-27-04
Hey. Hey.	So, how's that anarchy thing going? ...	Eh? Pretty good, pretty good. And hating Bush? Good I hope.

 

The Two Losers "Shankings are Bad, Dude" by cbn620 6-27-04
OH MY GOD THE NEW METAL GEAR KICKS ASS! KNIFES AND SHANKINGS AND WOO! Yeah, it's gonna be so sweet.	... Suddenly it's getting uncomfortable in here...	Ugh... My eye's bleeding... Or is that my brain... It's squishy... Catch you later, CBN.

 

The Two Losers "Shooting the Breeze: TTL Style" by cbn620 6-27-04
NAZI NAZI NAZI!!!! ...	... Dork.	Oh, he's goooood. ...

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