CBN's How to: Picking up Chicks

Author: cbn620

Date: April 24, 2004

by cbn620
4-24-04
Now presenting... How, and How not to pick up chicks. Brought to you by your friend, CBN.
How to.
So you like carrots, too? Cool! Will you go out with me?
Oh, I LOOOVE carrots. Of course I'll go out with you!
How NOT to
So, how's about me and you get a bathtub full of warm snow peas and exchange bodily fluids?
You jerk.