Sages thru the ages

Author: cheap_ass

Date: January 11, 2010

by cheap_ass
1-11-10
1976
Scientists predict that by 1988 the world population will exceed all available food supplies!!
Oh my poor parents! I'll never live to see 30!
2005
The Scientific community says global warming will bring on major climatic catastrophe by 2008!!
Oh my poor children, we are all doomed!
2048
Scientific experts vow that by this time next year the over abundance of human waste will mutate into zombie-like creatures who feast on the environment and the brains of helpless dolphins.
Oh, my poor last freak'n nerve!!!