Aunt Flow

Author: cheap_ass

Date: August 23, 2010

by cheap_ass
8-23-10
Hey Dad, Mom isn't acting real happy and when I ask what's wrong she said she's expecting a visit from Aunt Flow. Just who is Aunt Flow and why does she have Mom so upset?
Ah. Well, Aunt Flow is a grouchy old harpy whose every visit brings your Mom mental anguish and makes her life a bloody nightmare.
Oh gosh. You must dread her visits too.
Definitely. But without Aunt Flow's short monthly visits I'd have to put up with Uncle Stork's nine long visits.
What a shame they come troubling you all with their marital problems.
It could be worse. I could be stuck with visits from Cousin Frigid.