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After 3 years of futilely searching to make friends, Gorbna decides that he will communicate via the Internet......Day 1
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| Greetings, friends! I am Gorbna from Schnitzvolnocek. My mission is to make first contact with creatures from your planet. I have found you strange and difficult. You do not seem to like me. | |
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| You gasp for breath, or flee from me, or turn into slag. This is not a good way to start solid relationships. | |
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| You never call, you never write, you never let me lick you, my Mommy never loved me, and someone ate my dog..... | |
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