Sarcasm and the Single Shnitzvolnocekian

Author: chickenpinata

Date: November 14, 2004

by chickenpinata
11-14-04
When we last left our foul-breathed hero, he was discovering the joys of blogging.
Yesterday I made first contact with a human female who did not run from me in fright. Nor was she disturbed by my panoply of eyes.
Type. Type. Type.
She said I had eyes like a syphilitic Argus....
Type. Type. Type.
....whose breath was like the rose of thanatos that blooms on cowpies. Wasn't that sweet?
Dude, you're an idiot.