First Contact

Author: chickenpinata

Date: January 29, 2002

by chickenpinata
1-29-02
Gorbna recalls the first lesson of greeting a new species: wave tongue wildly; attempt to lick.
I will give this creature the universal sign of welcome from my planet Schnitzvolnocek
Goddam, you have bad breath!
Gorbna continues his sign of welcome to the chagrin of Snowy.
He speaks in a language unknown to me. Perhaps I must talk into the strange proboscis that extends erectly from his head and attempt tongue contact.
Ack! . . . Can't. . . breathe. . . not. . . sure. . . I'll. . . make . . . it.
Schnitzvolnocek successfully makes contact with Species Cold & Wet.
NmicknMoCK! Be'Lun-nak!
Damned ferners--don't know anything about dental hygeine.