Rod Watches TV: Sensory Overload.

Author: chickenpinata

Date: January 29, 2002

by chickenpinata
1-29-02
49 million channels--and nothing to watch.
Oh, man, I hate the news. I really am in Hell.
We interrupt this program to bring you startling news! Apparently, a foul-breathed fiend is on the loose . . .
Not that guy!
Do not approach! He is considered Eyed and Dangerous. His breath has been known to turn iron into slag in .024 seconds!
So much for Smellyvision. . .
I can smell his putrid breath from here.
He's squeezing the oxygen from my lungs! Run, run for your lives!