Angry dude vs. Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Author: chrisrawkneri

Date: October 14, 2007

by chrisrawkneri
10-14-07
YAAAARGGG, Ahoy, Matey! It's talk like a pirate day! It's where everyone talks like a pirate!
No offence but am I alone here in thinking that pirates just suck? I mean seriously, I was doing just fine before this dumb Pirate-Mania hit.
I propose that we replace 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' with 'Talk Like Spider-Man Day'. Cuz you know how Spidey talks? Fucking NORMAL!
I hope ya get the scurvies, land-lover!
Fuck you.