The Last and the Furious

Author: chrisrawkneri

Date: October 19, 2007

by chrisrawkneri
10-19-07
Son, I pulled you over today because you were going 32 in a 20 MPH zone. What's your hurry today?
Well, officer. I was speeding because I was chasing after some jewel thieves who kidnapped my girlfriend.
Right before you pulled me over I was just about to activate the nitrous and kick it up to 35.
Oh, a smart alec, huh?
Don't let my '98 Toyota Corolla with bad shocks fool you. That baby's built for speed.