i stole this joke

Author: chrome_plated

Date: March 24, 2004

by chrome_plated
3-24-04
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with a rardar and was pulled over.
The officer handed the man a citation, and then as he turned to walk back to his cruiser, the man asked,
"Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?"
"Um, yeah... so,"
Ever catch ALL the fish?"