Dear sir......

Author: chrome_plated

Date: March 26, 2004

by chrome_plated
3-26-04
This is to inform you that you have won the Printinghouse Sweepstakes.
A check for $1,000,000 will be delivered to you tomorrow. P.s. Look suprised for the cameras.
When Ed Mcman gets here I'm kicking him in the beans. I really hate that guy.