Dawn of the dead

Author: chrome_plated

Date: March 26, 2004

by chrome_plated
3-26-04
If I were trapped in a mall surrounded by flesh eating zombies what would I do?
First I'd go to the sporting goods store and put on hockey pads and a helmut or something, so the zombies couldn't bite me.
Yeah, bite protection! Why the hell didn't any of the movie characters think of it?