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What the heck kind of double speak is "Jobless recovery" anyway?
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| Yes, well allow me to explain. In my factory I hire people like that man there. A lazy no-dogooder. In order to appease the shareholders, I must maximize profits. By using expensive consultants...... | |
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| ....and pie charts and graphs we formulated a plan. The no-dogooder worker is replaced by squirrels. The trained monkeys were cost prohibative. | |
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jobless recovery is still jobless
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| By replacing the lazy worker with a squirel, we the board of trusties were able to recover from our dot.com loses. | |
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